Stupid Laws in Delaware

“R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.

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Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.

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All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog “poops”, or risk a $100 fine.

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Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

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Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.

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Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

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Horse racing is not allowed on Good Friday and Easter Sunday.

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It is a violation of the local law for any pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while either flying or waiting to board a plane.

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It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

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It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.

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It shall be unlawful for any person to live, dwell, cook, sleep, change clothes or use toilet facilities inside any vehicle.

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It shall be unlawful for any person to sleep, lie or loiter on, or occupy as a sleeping quarter or under the guise of pretending to sleep, on any part of the public beaches

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No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.

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No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.

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No sand may be taken from the beach. The law states that sand must be removed from body, shoes and clothing before leaving the beach.

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No vehicle will be used as a picnic facility, which means no standing or sitting and eating or drinking on any street or highway.

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On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.

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One may not whisper in church.

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Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.

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The only permissible sexual position is missionary-style Any other sexual position is illegal.

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Ugly men are not allowed to go into the city before darkness.

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Ugly women must call out “Hideous Hag Coming” before entering a building where men may be.

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Women must not drive while wearing a house coat.

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You may not sell human corpses for money without a license.

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