Stupid Laws in Connecticut

An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.

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Horses are not allowed out on the streets and highways at night unless the animal has a “bright” red taillight securely attached to its rump.

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In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

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It is against the law to see a UFO.

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It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

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It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

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It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

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It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.

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It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

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It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

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No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.

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Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.

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Silly string is banned.

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The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed)

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There is a fine of $1 if you frown in public.

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Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.

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You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

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You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

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You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.

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You may not educate dogs.

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