Stupid Laws in California

Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)

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Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.

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If robbing a bank, shooting at the teller with a water gun is prohibited.

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In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.

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It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

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It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

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It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.

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It is an offense for residents to appear on reality TV shows.

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It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

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It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

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It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.

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It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

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It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

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It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

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It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.

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It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. Ordinance 7.08.595

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It is illegal to jump into a passing car.

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It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.

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It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

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It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.

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It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

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It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.

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It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.

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It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.

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It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.

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