Stupid Laws in Arkansas

A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

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A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

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A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.

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Alligators may not be kept in bath tubs.

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Arkansas must be pronounced “Arkansaw”

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Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

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Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

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It is against the law to make bats and owls into burgers.

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It is an offense to eat cheese on a Friday unless it is accompanied by a large bottle of beer.

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It is illegal to call a child Zabradacka.

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It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

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It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

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Men are not allowed to ask women to dance during the month of July.

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No one may “suddenly start or stop their car at a McDonald’s.

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No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54

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Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

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The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

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