Atheists are disqualified from holding office or testifying as witness.

Arkansas Constitution Article 19 Section 1 states that no person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court.

Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

Men are not allowed to ask women to dance during the month of July.

No one may “suddenly start or stop their car at a McDonald’s.

Sec. 18-53. Conduct in drive-in restaurants. (a) In this section “drive-in restaurant” means any restaurant where meals, sandwiches, ice cream, or other food, is served directly to or is permitted to be consumed by patrons in automobiles, motorcycles or other vehicles parked on the premises. (b) It shall be unlawful for any person while on […]

It is an offense to eat cheese on a Friday unless it is accompanied by a large bottle of beer.

It is against the law to make bats and owls into burgers.

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It is illegal to call a child Zabradacka.

Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54

Sec. 18-54. – Sounding of horns at sandwich shops.

No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 p.m.

It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.

Arkansas must be pronounced “Arkansaw”

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

Alligators may not be kept in bath tubs.

A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.