Stupid Laws in Alaska

A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has paid for the appropriate license.

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Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded bonus points by the government.

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Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.

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Employers of bars must not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.

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Intentionally avoiding walking on the cracks in the pavement is illegal.

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It is against the law in some areas for mothers to breast feed babies over 6 months old in public.

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It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).

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It is against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.

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It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

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It is forbidden to push a moose out of a plane which is in motion.

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It is illegal to eat live eels in public unless you shout “Warning – Idiot eating eels” beforehand.

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It is illegal to string a wire across any road.

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It is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting.

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It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.-Sec. 44.62.270. State policy.

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Men must NEVER be completely naked.

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No moose is allowed to have sex on city streets.

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No one can carry a bow and arrow within city limits.

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No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.

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No person may drive a vehicle when there are more than three people in the front seat, which number shall include the driver.

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Owners of flamingos may not allow their pet to enter a barbers.

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Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to occur.

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Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.

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Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law. Using it for an igloo is acceptable.

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Waking a bear for the purpose of taking photographs is strictly prohibited.

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