Stupid Laws in Alaska




A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has paid for the appropriate license.
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Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.
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Employers of bars must not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
Category: Haines | no comments

Intentionally avoiding walking on the cracks in the pavement is illegal.
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It is against the law in some areas for mothers to breast feed babies over 6 months old in public.
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It is against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.
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It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Category: Fairbanks | no comments

It is forbidden to push a moose out of a plane which is in motion.
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It is illegal to eat live eels in public unless you shout “Warning – Idiot eating eels” beforehand.
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It is illegal to string a wire across any road.
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It is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting.
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It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.-Sec. 44.62.270. State policy.
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Men must NEVER be completely naked.
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No moose is allowed to have sex on city streets.
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No one can carry a bow and arrow within city limits.
Category: Nome | no comments

No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
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No person may drive a vehicle when there are more than three people in the front seat, which number shall include the driver.
Category: Anchorage | no comments

Owners of flamingos may not allow their pet to enter a barbers.
Category: Juneau | no comments

Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to occur.
Category: Soldotna | no comments

Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
Category: Anchorage | no comments

Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law. Using it for an igloo is acceptable.
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Waking a bear for the purpose of taking photographs is strictly prohibited.
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