Stupid Laws in Alaska





A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has paid for the appropriate license.
Location: Haines, Alaska | 2 comments

Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded bonus points by the government.
Location: Juneau, Alaska | no comments

Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.
Location: Alaska, United States | 35 comments

Employers of bars must not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
Location: Haines, Alaska | 3 comments

Intentionally avoiding walking on the cracks in the pavement is illegal.
Location: Alaska, United States | 7 comments

It is against the law in some areas for mothers to breast feed babies over 6 months old in public.
Location: Alaska, United States | 4 comments

It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).
Location: Haines, Alaska | 2 comments

It is against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.
Location: Alaska, United States | 5 comments

It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Location: Fairbanks, Alaska | one comment

It is forbidden to push a moose out of a plane which is in motion.
Location: Alaska, United States | 14 comments

It is illegal to eat live eels in public unless you shout “Warning – Idiot eating eels” beforehand.
Location: Alaska, United States | 2 comments

It is illegal to string a wire across any road.
Location: Anchorage, Alaska | 3 comments

It is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting.
Location: Alaska, United States | 6 comments

It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.-Sec. 44.62.270. State policy.
Location: Alaska, United States | no comments

Men must NEVER be completely naked.
Location: Alaska, United States | 7 comments

No moose is allowed to have sex on city streets.
Location: Alaska, United States | 7 comments

No one can carry a bow and arrow within city limits.
Location: Nome, Alaska | no comments

No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
Location: Anchorage, Alaska | 2 comments

No person may drive a vehicle when there are more than three people in the front seat, which number shall include the driver.
Location: Anchorage, Alaska | no comments

Owners of flamingos may not allow their pet to enter a barbers.
Location: Juneau, Alaska | 2 comments

Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to occur.
Location: Soldotna, Alaska | no comments

Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
Location: Anchorage, Alaska | one comment

Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law. Using it for an igloo is acceptable.
Location: Alaska, United States | 2 comments

Waking a bear for the purpose of taking photographs is strictly prohibited.
Location: Alaska, United States | 8 comments