A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has paid for the appropriate license.

9.24.020 Carrying a concealed weapon.

It is unlawful for any person other than a law enforcement officer to carry concealed about his person, in any manner, a revolver, pistol or other firearm or knife (other than an ordinary pocketknife), or a [...]

Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded bonus points by the government.

04 CBJAC 040.010 Scenic vistas.

(a) Policy. Development which is designed and sited on land in such a way as to preserve scenic vistas visible from public places may be awarded bonus points.

(Eff. 02/19/88)

Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.

Employers of bars must not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.

9.04.030 Sale or disposition of alcoholic beverages to drunken persons.

A licensee, an agent, or employee may not:

A. Sell, give or barter alcoholic beverages to a drunken person;

B. Allow another person to sell, give or barter an alcoholic beverage to a drunken person within licensed premises;

C. Allow a drunken person to enter [...]

Intentionally avoiding walking on the cracks in the pavement is illegal.

It is against the law in some areas for mothers to breast feed babies over 6 months old in public.

It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).

9.01.030 Attempted violation prohibited.

A. It shall be a violation for any person to attempt to fail to obey or comply with any provision of Title 9 offenses.

It is against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.

It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

It is forbidden to push a moose out of a plane which is in motion.

It is illegal to eat live eels in public unless you shout “Warning – Idiot eating eels” beforehand.

It is illegal to string a wire across any road.

9.36.100 Putting glass or debris on street. A. No person may throw or deposit upon any street any glass bottle, glass, nails, tacks, wire, cans or any other substance likely to injure any person, animal or vehicle upon such street. B. Any person who drops, or permits to be dropped or thrown, upon any street [...]

It is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting.

It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.-Sec. 44.62.270. State policy.

Men must NEVER be completely naked.

No moose is allowed to have sex on city streets.

No one can carry a bow and arrow within city limits.

13.25.050 Possession of airguns and similar devices.

(a) No person shall have in his or her physical possession, nor shall discharge, an airgun, bow and arrow, or slingshot within the city.

(b) The prohibitions of subsection (a) of this section do not apply to possession or discharging in authorized locations, or to transporting along a [...]

No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.

9.36.150 Carrying animals on outside of vehicle. No person driving a motor vehicle shall transport any animal in the back of the vehicle in a space intended for any load on the vehicle on a street unless the space is enclosed or has side and tail walls to a height of at least 46 inches [...]

No person may drive a vehicle when there are more than three people in the front seat, which number shall include the driver.

9.36.040 Obstructing driver’s view or driving mechanism. A. No person may drive a vehicle when there are more than three people in the front seat, which number shall include the driver. B. No passenger in a vehicle may ride in such position as to interfere with the driver’s view ahead or to the sides, or [...]

Owners of flamingos may not allow their pet to enter a barbers.

36.25.010 Prohibited; responsibility of animal owner.

No owner of any animal or person having control of any animal shall allow such animal to enter upon any public premises where food for human consumption is sold, processed stored or consumed or to enter into any barber shops or establishments for the practice of hairdressing or beauty [...]

Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to occur.

Although not obvious from the terminology, an “attractive nuisance” is really any object that will attract a bear (i.e. garbage). By discouraging bears to come around, dangerous human/bear interactions and expensive bear relocation and/or shootings are limited.

Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.

9.36.060 Riding in house trailers. No person may occupy a house trailer while it is being moved upon a public street. (CAC 9.36.060; AO No. 78-72; AO No. 80-4)

Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law. Using it for an igloo is acceptable.

Waking a bear for the purpose of taking photographs is strictly prohibited.

Picture thanks to: SulliGirl