It is against the law to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

It is illegal to wear a fake mustache if it causes laughter in church.

Incestuous marriages are perfectly legal.

Section 30-1-3 Issue of incestuous marriages not deemed illegitimate.

The issue of any incestuous marriage, before the same is annulled, shall not be deemed illegitimate.

(Code 1852, §1945; Code 1867, §2334; Code 1876, §2673; Code 1886, §2310; Code 1896, §2840; Code 1907, §4880; Code 1923, §8994; Code 1940, T. 34, §3.)

Men may not spit in front of members of the opposite sex.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your car.

Bear wrestling matches are illegal.

Section 13A-12-5 Unlawful bear exploitation; penalties.

(a) A person commits the offense of unlawful bear exploitation if he or she knowingly does any one of the following:

(1) Promotes, engages in, or is employed at a bear wrestling match.

(2) Receives money for the admission of another person to a place […]

It is illegal to flick boogers into the wind.

The act of placing salt on a railroad track is punishable by death.

Face masks may not be worn in public.

In a divorce, women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage. This provision does not apply to men.

Section 30-4-1

Separate property of wife – Property held prior to marriage or acquired after marriage.

All property of the wife, held by her previous to the marriage or to which she may become entitled after the marriage in any manner, is the separate property of the wife and is not subject to the liabilities […]

It is illegal to impersonate a member of the clergy.

Section 13A-14-4 Fraudulently pretending to be clergyman.

Whoever, being in a public place, fraudulently pretends by garb or outward array to be a minister of any religion, or nun, priest, rabbi or other member of the clergy, is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, shall be punished by a fine not exceeding $500.00 or […]

It is illegal to intentionally maim oneself to escape duty.

Section 13A-14-1 Maiming one’s self to escape duty or obtain alms.

Every person who, with design to disable himself from performing a legal duty, existing or anticipated, shall inflict upon himself an injury whereby he is so disabled and every person who shall so injure himself with intent to avail himself of such injury to […]

The driver of a car may not be barefooted.

The game of dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

Section 13A-12-1

Certain acts prohibited on Sunday.

Any person who compels his child, apprentice or servant to perform any labor on Sunday, except the customary domestic duties of daily necessity or comfort, or works of charity or who engages in shooting, hunting, gaming, card playing or racing on that day, or who, being a merchant […]

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a motor vehicle.

Section 32-5A-53

Obstruction to driver’s view or driving mechanism.

(a) No person shall drive a vehicle when it is loaded, or when there are in the front seat such a number of persons as to obstruct the view of the driver to the front or sides of the vehicle or as to interfere with the […]