Stupid Laws in Singapore

Bungee jumping is illegal.

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Cigarettes are illegal at all public places.

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Eating raw fish while lecturing on Science is illegal.

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Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.

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If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying,” I am a litterer.” This will then be broadcasted on the local news.

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It is against the law to speak to a donkey in Chinese.

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It is considered an offense to enter the country with cigarettes.

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It is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing the street.

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It is illegal to urinate in an elevator.

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It is illegal to walk around in your own house naked.

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It’s illegal to carry a Bible or to talk to anyone about Jesus Christ.

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Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.

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The sale of bubblegum is prohibited.

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