Stupid Laws in Scotland





Any man owning more than 12 sheep must prove that he is not a “pimp”
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland | 6 comments

Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt can be fined two cans of beer.
Location: Scotland | 3 comments

By law, any person operating a Fish and Chip shop must provide Deep Fried Mars Bars as part of their menu.
Location: Glasgow, Scotland | one comment

By law, on Rabbie Burns night, 25th January, all Scottish people must eat Haggis, Neeps and Tatties.
Location: Scotland | one comment

If someone knocks on your door and requests the use of your toilet, you must allow them access
Location: Scotland | one comment

It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
Location: Scotland | no comments

It is illegal to hunt haggis between 1st April and 30th July.
Location: Scotland | 4 comments

It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure.
Location: Scotland | 10 comments

Trespassing on someone else”s land is legal.
Location: Scotland | 3 comments

You are presumed guilty until proven innocent for some crimes.
Location: Scotland | no comments

You may not fish on Sundays.
Location: Scotland | no comments