Stupid Laws in Scotland

Any man owning more than 12 sheep must prove that he is not a “pimp”

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Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt can be fined two cans of beer.

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By law, any person operating a Fish and Chip shop must provide Deep Fried Mars Bars as part of their menu.

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By law, on Rabbie Burns night, 25th January, all Scottish people must eat Haggis, Neeps and Tatties.

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If someone knocks on your door and requests the use of your toilet, you must allow them access

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It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.

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It is illegal to hunt haggis between 1st April and 30th July.

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It is illegal to kill an Englishman except for pleasure.

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Trespassing on someone else”s land is legal.

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You are presumed guilty until proven innocent for some crimes.

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You may not fish on Sundays.

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