Stupid Laws » Norway http://www.stupidlaws.com We have a huge collection of stupid, dumb, and crazy laws from the United States, individual states, and many other countries. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:28:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By law males must go off on expeditions of rape and plunder to nearby countries at least every 5 years. http://www.stupidlaws.com/by-law-males-must-go-off-on-expeditions-of-rape-and-plunder-to-nearby-countries-at-least-every-5-years/ http://www.stupidlaws.com/by-law-males-must-go-off-on-expeditions-of-rape-and-plunder-to-nearby-countries-at-least-every-5-years/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:55:20 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=636
  • A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
  • All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.
  • It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.
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  • A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
  • All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.
  • It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/by-law-males-must-go-off-on-expeditions-of-rape-and-plunder-to-nearby-countries-at-least-every-5-years/feed/ 2     If you challenge a man to a fist fight to the death, he must accept or pay a penalty of 4 deer. http://www.stupidlaws.com/if-you-challenge-a-man-to-a-fist-fight-to-the-death-he-must-accept-or-pay-a-penalty-of-4-deer/ http://www.stupidlaws.com/if-you-challenge-a-man-to-a-fist-fight-to-the-death-he-must-accept-or-pay-a-penalty-of-4-deer/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:55:41 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=638
  • Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries the death penalty.
  • It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to seven years.
  • Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
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  • Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries the death penalty.
  • It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to seven years.
  • Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
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  • Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
  • If you leave you car-keys inside the car with the door unlocked open, you will be fined.
  • If your vehicle breaks down and you leave it on the side of the road, you must mark the vehicle with a red, reflecting triangle.
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  • Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
  • If you leave you car-keys inside the car with the door unlocked open, you will be fined.
  • If your vehicle breaks down and you leave it on the side of the road, you must mark the vehicle with a red, reflecting triangle.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/if-your-vehicle-stalls-and-you-leave-it-on-the-side-of-the-road-you-must-mark-the-vehicle-with-a-red-reflecting-triangle/feed/ 1     Licenses must be bought in order to own television sets, and even VCRs. http://www.stupidlaws.com/licenses-must-be-bought-in-order-to-own-television-sets-and-even-vcrs/ http://www.stupidlaws.com/licenses-must-be-bought-in-order-to-own-television-sets-and-even-vcrs/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:57:12 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=646
  • A license is required to purchase a television set.
  • Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
  • It is illegal to die unless a cemetery plot has first been bought.
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  • A license is required to purchase a television set.
  • Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
  • It is illegal to die unless a cemetery plot has first been bought.
    • ]]>     http://www.stupidlaws.com/licenses-must-be-bought-in-order-to-own-television-sets-and-even-vcrs/feed/ 0     On long winter days, when the sun does not rise, women must make themselves available to satisfy their husbands sexual pleasures. http://www.stupidlaws.com/on-long-winter-days-when-the-sun-does-not-rise-women-must-make-themselves-available-to-satisfy-their-husbands-sexual-pleasures/ http://www.stupidlaws.com/on-long-winter-days-when-the-sun-does-not-rise-women-must-make-themselves-available-to-satisfy-their-husbands-sexual-pleasures/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:55:58 +0000 admin http://new.stupidlaws.com/?p=640
  • A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
  • During the long hours of winter darkness it is illegal to complain that you wish it were sunny.
  • Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
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  • A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
  • During the long hours of winter darkness it is illegal to complain that you wish it were sunny.
  • Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
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  • Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
  • Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
  • It is against the law to throw a bag containing both cats and dogs into Parramatta River. But it is okay to throw a bag of cats or a bag of dogs.
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  • Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
  • Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
  • It is against the law to throw a bag containing both cats and dogs into Parramatta River. But it is okay to throw a bag of cats or a bag of dogs.
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