Stupid Laws in Norway

By law males must go off on expeditions of rape and plunder to nearby countries at least every 5 years.

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If you challenge a man to a fist fight to the death, he must accept or pay a penalty of 4 deer.

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If your vehicle stalls and you leave it on the side of the road, you must mark the vehicle with a red, reflecting triangle.

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Licenses must be bought in order to own television sets, and even VCRs.

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On long winter days, when the sun does not rise, women must make themselves available to satisfy their husbands sexual pleasures.

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You may not spay your female dog or cat. However, male dogs can be neutered.

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