Stupid Laws in England
Any Chav with more than 5 ASBOs must return home by 8 pm each evening.
Location: England | 9 comments
Committing suicide is classified as a capital offense.
Location: England | 9 comments
Freemen of the city of London (Those who have had the honor of the freedom of the city bestowed upon them) have the right to herd their cattle on any of London”s bridges.
Location: England | one comment
If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passers-by.
Location: England | 4 comments
Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries the death penalty.
Location: England | 6 comments
It is a treasonable offense to make any suggestions that the Monarchy were in any way involved in the death of Princess Diana.
Location: England | 11 comments
It is an offense to fall off the top of Blackpool Tower under any circumstances.
Location: Blackpool, England | no comments
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the spresence of a third person.
Location: England | 4 comments
It’s illegal to have sex under the pier while Morris Dancing.
Location: Brighton, England | 3 comments
You may only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Location: Chester, England | 9 comments