It’s illegal to drive Texan, Mexican, Cherokee, or Indian cattle on a public road. (MGL Chapter 129 Section 35)

It’s illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. (MGL Chapter 272 section 86)

It’s illegal to allow someone to use stilts while working on the construction of a building. (MGL Chapter 149 Section 129B)

It is illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the holy ghost. (MGL Chapter 272 section 36)

It was illegal for cattle to mate in fields fronting public roads (Repealed)

If a Mexican enters the USA illegally it then becomes illegal for him to return to Mexico.