It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

You may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday.

It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.

You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.

It is illegal to park an elephant on Main Street

One Response to “It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.”

Comment from miley cyrus
Time March 2, 2011 at 7:26 pm

oh dang! I was ganna do that this weekend!