It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.

This law was passed during a time in which there were many military personnel in the area, in order to quiet the young men who would howl at the ladies, embarrassing them.

You may not curse inside the city limits.

Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited.

It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.

Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.

Items left on a tree lawn become city property.