It is legal to strike anyone from Turkey with a Phalanx (small sword) except on alternate Monday.

It is illegal for a student to walk through Trinity College without a sword.

Every office must have a view of the sky, even if this is through a very small window.

The mayor may not go on strike.

It is the against the law for a woman to strike a man across the left cheek with a glove.

The superintendent of sanitation “shall determine whether a person is small, medium or large.”

One Response to “It is legal to strike anyone from Turkey with a Phalanx (small sword) except on alternate Monday.”

Comment from Alysha
Time June 14, 2011 at 5:30 am

Oh crap its Monday…. better go get my Phalanx…