It is illegal to shoot Englishmen as they cross the English Channel towards France – unless they are sailing in a “boat of war”.

All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French. If the business operator wishes to have English on the sign, the French must be at least twice as large as the English is. There are no laws governing the usage of other languages on signs. -Bill 101 (Passed 1976)

Jaywalking is legal, as long as it’s not diagonal. That is, you can cross the street out of the crosswalk, but you can’t cross a street diagonally.

It is illegal to say any sentence containing more than 4 words in English.

By law your parents or grandparents must have come from France, Scotland or Ireland.

Cross-dressing is illegal.