It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
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5 Responses to “It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.”
Comment from confexionist
Time February 4, 2011 at 8:32 pm
I think if someone wore black shoe polish on their face, they’d be accused as being racist.
Comment from Doobie
Time March 30, 2011 at 7:04 am
This is also a great way to get run over by a car.
Comment from Matt
Time August 2, 2011 at 8:15 am
…and also the tools of an emo
Comment from Alex
Time September 14, 2011 at 10:55 am
so THAT’S why I was arrested the other day!
Comment from person mc person
Time September 17, 2010 at 10:52 pm
wait, shoe polish on your FACE??????