It is illegal to marry any animal that is not already a relation.

Comment from 1245
Time May 24, 2010 at 6:42 pm

y would u????

Comment from Braja
Time March 28, 2011 at 10:26 pm

A woman in Egypt married a snake.

Comment from s4t4n
Time August 22, 2011 at 10:11 am

True law. Because any animal you own is legally a family member. Stops theft from other ppl by marriage. This the basis of the goat rumour

Comment from chocolate-thunder
Time September 18, 2011 at 9:45 pm

so do pet rocks count?

Comment from Emily
Time October 19, 2011 at 7:26 pm

Why would you want to marry a rock? Or any animal?

Comment from Lorenzo
Time October 26, 2011 at 10:15 am

^lololol^

Comment from luke
Time December 26, 2011 at 2:45 am

Chocolate thunder probably wants to marry a rock because it makes a great buttplug.

Comment from Veronica
Time December 27, 2011 at 2:15 pm

So nasty yet funny…