It is illegal to intentionally jump onto any of the 10 million land mines that scar the country.

It is illegal to intentionally maim oneself to escape duty.

Intentionally avoiding walking on the cracks in the pavement is illegal.

It is illegal to jump into a passing car.

It is illegal to jump off the Empire State building.

It is illegal for children to use towels as capes and jump from houses pretending to be superman.