It is illegal to import any books featuring Christian symbols such as a cross.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

It was illegal to cross the street on Sunday, unless absolutely necessary.

Jaywalking is legal, as long as it’s not diagonal. That is, you can cross the street out of the crosswalk, but you can’t cross a street diagonally.

It’s illegal to read books or newspapers after 8 p.m. in the streets.

Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.