It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

It’s illegal to imitate animals.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.

It’s illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.