It is illegal to go within 100 yards of the queen when not wearing hose, socks or stockings.

A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

Any whale washed up on the shore is the property of the Queen, so she can use its bones for her corset.

Sticking a postage stamp (showing the head of the queen, which they all do) on an envelope upside down is considered treason.

One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.

One Response to “It is illegal to go within 100 yards of the queen when not wearing hose, socks or stockings.”

Comment from IM
Time March 15, 2011 at 8:25 am

Absolute nonsense