It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.

If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, you must get dressed in your hotel room.

It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.

Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday.

No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.

Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.