It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

It is illegal not to drink milk.

All food in a childrens’ camp must be approved by the director before being used.

It is illegal to sip a carbonated drink while lecturing students in a school auditorium.

Homeless people may not start a fire in the park unless they intend to cook food.

Any man carrying onions must be given right of way in the streets.