It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.

It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

You must not drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday.