It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

Drinking on buses is illegal.

It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

It is illegal to stand outside the police station for any purpose after dark.

By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.”

One Response to “It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.”

Comment from Emily
Time October 19, 2011 at 7:12 pm

What the heck?!?