It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

Trucks may only park inside closed garages.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

It is illegal for banks to refuse vault owner to store dead relatives in their vaults – provided the period of storage does not exceed 7 months.

It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area. For these offenses, there is a fine of no more than $5 or the impounding of one’s bicycle for a period not to exceed 30 days.

It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.