It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.