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It is considered an offense to shower naked.


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32 Responses to “It is considered an offense to shower naked.”

Comment from Brian
Time April 30, 2010 at 2:57 pm

wow that sucks so if you were tryng to get some in the shower you cant cause it would be offensive hahaha that sucks hahaha that cracks me up though ha … ha

Comment from amy
Time May 11, 2010 at 2:48 pm

omg, lol, well guess they better make plans to arrest everyone in florida including the police and politicians, guess we’re all guilty

Comment from George
Time May 19, 2010 at 11:11 pm

so what they shower in swimsuits??? thats rediculous!

Comment from Becky
Time July 16, 2010 at 1:52 am

I’d like to see what Florida State Police are doing to enforce this one!

Comment from laura
Time September 19, 2010 at 3:35 am

wow..

Comment from chelsea hornbake
Time September 28, 2010 at 5:18 pm

its fine with me i dont shower anyways

Comment from Charly
Time October 1, 2010 at 10:23 pm

hahahahaha, well, how else are you supposed to shower? and how would the police even know if you’re showering naked or not?

Comment from Hevin
Time October 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm

lalalala oh dont mind me im just being retarded and lazy showering in my cloths!!

Comment from morda ki
Time October 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm

wow thats odd

Comment from Cara
Time March 11, 2011 at 12:15 am

0_0 than um wat r u supposed to do…OH GROSSS!!!! UGH! HOW WOULD THE POLICE KNOW IF YO- OH GOD!! OH MAN EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GOD IM ONLY 12 YRS OLD GEEZ!

Comment from Chad
Time March 20, 2011 at 1:16 am

Does wearing a condom count?

Comment from KazoWAR
Time April 1, 2011 at 3:51 am

o_o I’M GOING TO JAIL!? Whaddya want meeda do!? Wear a jumpsuit in the shower!?

Comment from Eian Lindsey
Time April 6, 2011 at 2:52 pm

O.o uuuuuummm……. so dose that mean u can shower with like only a sock on or something?!?!

Comment from Linda
Time April 25, 2011 at 5:15 pm

Hate so see how this is enforced.

Comment from Gene
Time July 10, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Has anyone thought to check on the validity of this claim. I went to the Florida website and searched for a law with the word naked. I found one , but there was no reference to shower. Will you people beleive anything just because it’s on the web?

Comment from Autumn
Time July 22, 2011 at 7:44 pm

I live in Florida , Apperently I break the law everyday . Better go turn myself in . Lmafo

Comment from Matt
Time August 4, 2011 at 3:58 am

I’m not sure whether that law exists or not, but it used to be an old teaching of the catholic church (along with the teaching that the act of bathing was self-indulgent) that it was spiritually innappropriate to see even yourself in a naked state.

Comment from qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Time September 20, 2011 at 5:45 pm

how do they expect you to shower

Comment from Stephanie
Time October 4, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Thats dumb!! how would you get clean enough…and you would smell! plus you need to wash in placed that need to be washed like…your stomach or…down there…on your feet!!

Comment from ninoprodigio
Time October 4, 2011 at 9:59 pm

if that were true wouldnt we need more space in jails? i mean we all have to go there then.

Comment from BB
Time October 18, 2011 at 7:00 pm

How would they know if you were naked

Comment from Habu
Time October 22, 2011 at 6:27 am

Okay, some of these laws are just made up on the spot. I’ve lived in Florida for 17 years and nobody has EVER enforced this, complained about this, mentioned it, and until now, I had never even heard of it. I don’t believe anything on this sit anymore because it is BS

Comment from Reggie
Time October 22, 2011 at 9:36 pm

Habu, you’re kind of a moron if you think you’re aware of every law in your state at age 17.

Comment from Lily
Time October 27, 2011 at 8:05 pm

Habu I agree with Reggie your age is showing and you sound like the kid that thinks he/she knows it all and the word is site not sit. People mainly use this “site” to have a laugh get a sense of humor!!! If it’s true or not who cares!

Comment from Nobody(Illiad reference)
Time November 1, 2011 at 2:20 pm

lol, this is funnier than the “Blue Duck” law!

Comment from Christine
Time February 8, 2012 at 3:42 am

Um… How the hell would they enforce that law? O_o

Comment from Lyly
Time February 10, 2012 at 8:14 pm

WHOOO IMMA GO BREAK A LAW RITEE NOW!!! gunna shower …..NAKED.. im so bad ;)

Comment from Linda
Time February 11, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Well let me go get undressed, except for my socks, so I can go jump in the shower!

Comment from Harry Potter
Time March 15, 2012 at 4:43 am

Harry potter approves

Comment from Dick Jonson
Time April 27, 2012 at 1:53 pm

I think that they mean the showers outside you use to get the sand off of yourself

Comment from FireGirl
Time May 1, 2012 at 2:40 pm

HELL NO im not showering with my clothes on

Comment from Dudley
Time May 11, 2012 at 8:11 am

During my salad days, I was once so poor and did not know how to wash clothes so I washed them in the sink and sometimes showered wearing clothes.

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