It is considered an offense to shower naked.
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43 Responses to “It is considered an offense to shower naked.”
Comment from amy
Time May 11, 2010 at 2:48 pm
omg, lol, well guess they better make plans to arrest everyone in florida including the police and politicians, guess we’re all guilty
Comment from George
Time May 19, 2010 at 11:11 pm
so what they shower in swimsuits??? thats rediculous!
Comment from Becky
Time July 16, 2010 at 1:52 am
I’d like to see what Florida State Police are doing to enforce this one!
Comment from laura
Time September 19, 2010 at 3:35 am
wow..
Comment from chelsea hornbake
Time September 28, 2010 at 5:18 pm
its fine with me i dont shower anyways
Comment from Charly
Time October 1, 2010 at 10:23 pm
hahahahaha, well, how else are you supposed to shower? and how would the police even know if you’re showering naked or not?
Comment from Hevin
Time October 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm
lalalala oh dont mind me im just being retarded and lazy showering in my cloths!!
Comment from Cara
Time March 11, 2011 at 12:15 am
0_0 than um wat r u supposed to do…OH GROSSS!!!! UGH! HOW WOULD THE POLICE KNOW IF YO- OH GOD!! OH MAN EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GOD IM ONLY 12 YRS OLD GEEZ!
Comment from Chad
Time March 20, 2011 at 1:16 am
Does wearing a condom count?
Comment from KazoWAR
Time April 1, 2011 at 3:51 am
o_o I’M GOING TO JAIL!? Whaddya want meeda do!? Wear a jumpsuit in the shower!?
Comment from Eian Lindsey
Time April 6, 2011 at 2:52 pm
O.o uuuuuummm……. so dose that mean u can shower with like only a sock on or something?!?!
Comment from Gene
Time July 10, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Has anyone thought to check on the validity of this claim. I went to the Florida website and searched for a law with the word naked. I found one , but there was no reference to shower. Will you people beleive anything just because it’s on the web?
Comment from Autumn
Time July 22, 2011 at 7:44 pm
I live in Florida , Apperently I break the law everyday . Better go turn myself in . Lmafo
Comment from Matt
Time August 4, 2011 at 3:58 am
I’m not sure whether that law exists or not, but it used to be an old teaching of the catholic church (along with the teaching that the act of bathing was self-indulgent) that it was spiritually innappropriate to see even yourself in a naked state.
Comment from qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Time September 20, 2011 at 5:45 pm
how do they expect you to shower
Comment from Stephanie
Time October 4, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Thats dumb!! how would you get clean enough…and you would smell! plus you need to wash in placed that need to be washed like…your stomach or…down there…on your feet!!
Comment from ninoprodigio
Time October 4, 2011 at 9:59 pm
if that were true wouldnt we need more space in jails? i mean we all have to go there then.
Comment from BB
Time October 18, 2011 at 7:00 pm
How would they know if you were naked
Comment from Habu
Time October 22, 2011 at 6:27 am
Okay, some of these laws are just made up on the spot. I’ve lived in Florida for 17 years and nobody has EVER enforced this, complained about this, mentioned it, and until now, I had never even heard of it. I don’t believe anything on this sit anymore because it is BS
Comment from Reggie
Time October 22, 2011 at 9:36 pm
Habu, you’re kind of a moron if you think you’re aware of every law in your state at age 17.
Comment from Lily
Time October 27, 2011 at 8:05 pm
Habu I agree with Reggie your age is showing and you sound like the kid that thinks he/she knows it all and the word is site not sit. People mainly use this “site” to have a laugh get a sense of humor!!! If it’s true or not who cares!
Comment from Nobody(Illiad reference)
Time November 1, 2011 at 2:20 pm
lol, this is funnier than the “Blue Duck” law!
Comment from Christine
Time February 8, 2012 at 3:42 am
Um… How the hell would they enforce that law? O_o
Comment from Lyly
Time February 10, 2012 at 8:14 pm
WHOOO IMMA GO BREAK A LAW RITEE NOW!!! gunna shower …..NAKED.. im so bad 
Comment from Linda
Time February 11, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Well let me go get undressed, except for my socks, so I can go jump in the shower!
Comment from Dick Jonson
Time April 27, 2012 at 1:53 pm
I think that they mean the showers outside you use to get the sand off of yourself
Comment from FireGirl
Time May 1, 2012 at 2:40 pm
HELL NO im not showering with my clothes on
Comment from Dudley
Time May 11, 2012 at 8:11 am
During my salad days, I was once so poor and did not know how to wash clothes so I washed them in the sink and sometimes showered wearing clothes.
Comment from Master
Time May 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm
(Ringing…)
-Police : 911, what’s the emergency?
-Man : Umm, I think my neighbor is naked while having a shower! I can see him!
-Police : Go F*** Yourself!!!
Comment from Mooenstein
Time July 9, 2012 at 10:27 am
“SIR! Sir, you cannot shower naked, sir! It’s the law, sir!”
“Look, ya wanker, either arrest me, or take this loofah & get that spot between my balls & my asshole that I can’t reach!”
Comment from me
Time July 19, 2012 at 5:39 pm
they never said you couldnt bathe
Comment from talea
Time October 27, 2012 at 7:13 am
i agree they probably meant outside showers on/near the beach. even if they didn’t, who is to say that this wasn’t a law once years ago? i doubt, though, that they were referring to private showers.
Comment from Jim M
Time October 29, 2012 at 11:56 pm
This is meant for public showers outside at the beach.
Comment from Brian
Time November 9, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Take a bath (naked, of course).
Comment from Hailey
Time November 16, 2012 at 11:57 am
WHat are the police gonna do?? Come in when your showering to see if your Naked??
Comment from Dustin
Time December 11, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Technically this is a law because 50+ years ago public showers on the beach were commonly used by the homeless to shower, thus you are not pardoned from public indecencies.
Comment from ott
Time January 20, 2013 at 1:11 pm
i think it’s oregon, being nude in public with non sexual intent is protected as freedom of speech 
Comment from 3belovedpups
Time April 20, 2013 at 10:56 am
For Reggie and Lily, if you read habu’s post carefully he or she did not say that they were 17 years old, they stated that they had lived in florida for 17 years! Your posts were from 2011. it is now 2 years later, but it is the first time I decided to read the comments. Habu might have been 17 years old at the time but the way that comment is typed, I’m reading it as they had previously lived elsewhere and had moved to florida and been in this beautiful state for the period of 17 years.
Comment from 3belovedpups
Time April 20, 2013 at 11:01 am
P.S. I have lived in Florida for 37 years and realize that not all these “dumb laws” are actual laws on the books and are simply meant to give people a good laugh, after all, laughter is considered to be “the best medicine”. 
Comment from Brian
Time April 30, 2010 at 2:57 pm
wow that sucks so if you were tryng to get some in the shower you cant cause it would be offensive hahaha that sucks hahaha that cracks me up though ha … ha