It is against the law to make faces at dogs.

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

It is against the law to throw a bag containing both cats and dogs into Parramatta River. But it is okay to throw a bag of cats or a bag of dogs.

Old women must hide their faces when in the vicinity of virgins. The penalty for disobeying this law is 5 years in prison.

Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers.

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

One Response to “It is against the law to make faces at dogs.”

Comment from Christian
Time April 27, 2011 at 4:54 pm

What if a cat makes a face at another dog