It is against the law to fall in love with a neighbors son, daughter, wife, servant or any of his animals.

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife wants, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female

Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law. Using it for an igloo is acceptable.

A man caught beating his wife can be tied to a stake for eight hours a day with a sign that read, “Wife Beater” fastened to his chest.

It is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time

One Response to “It is against the law to fall in love with a neighbors son, daughter, wife, servant or any of his animals.”

Comment from Nuray
Time January 3, 2011 at 7:08 pm

I am Turkish Journalist and this is not true!
There is no law about falling in love with neighbours son or daughter.