It is against the law to ask any person if their father was a criminal.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

A girl must avert her eyes from her father when she speaks to him.

A boy may only court a girl after obtaining written permission from her father.

A girl must have written permission from her father before she can wear a mini skirt that is more than 4 inch above her knee.

It is illegal for a father to call his son a “faggot” or “queer” in an effort to curb “girlie” behavior.