It is against the law for any man to unilaterally declare war on another country.

Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.

It is considered an offense to enter the country with cigarettes.

It is illegal to intentionally jump onto any of the 10 million land mines that scar the country.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.