Horses are not allowed out on the streets and highways at night unless the animal has a “bright” red taillight securely attached to its rump.

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No loud voices or bright lights are allowed during weekends.

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

No moose is allowed to have sex on city streets.

Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland’s streets.