Hens that wish to cackle must be at least two hundred feet away from any residence if they wish to avoid being arrested.

Sec. 8-131. Crime against nature. Crime against nature is unlawful and is: (1) The unnatural carnal copulation by a human being with another of the same sex or opposite sex or with an animal, except that anal sexual intercourse between two (2) human beings shall not be deemed as a crime against nature when done…