Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.

Comment from oh
Time January 30, 2011 at 3:44 am

who’s the dumbass that came up with this law? you would still get punished without it

Comment from miley cyrus
Time March 2, 2011 at 6:30 pm

uuummmm…. isn’t it forbidden to eat any baby? does that mean if I had a baby I could eat it?

Comment from HAM
Time March 14, 2011 at 1:28 am

WUT THE F*** I MEAN REALLY WUT THE F*** :/

Comment from yahs
Time March 20, 2011 at 4:15 am

dang it my plan is fioled

Comment from Braja
Time March 28, 2011 at 9:52 pm

What the–?! Really? How did they come up with this one? What could have possibly happened to provoke legislation to pass this?

Comment from mike
Time April 1, 2011 at 7:41 am

so its ok as long as its not a neighbors baby than ?

Comment from KazoWAR
Time April 1, 2011 at 11:49 pm

How’d they figure out my plan!? Really, what the-!? How did they find out!?

Comment from Meh123
Time April 3, 2011 at 5:31 am

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww…..who would eat a baby in the first place?? these ppl are so retarded.

Comment from peanut
Time May 22, 2011 at 7:59 am

does that mean i can eat my baby sister?
what moronic cow came up with this Idea?
Bet the person who came up with this had their baby eaten by their neighbor!!!!!

Comment from green eggs and ham
Time June 5, 2011 at 1:05 am

wtf why would any 1 eat there neighbors baby, why would any1 eat any1s baby. thats f***ed up

Comment from Sekinah
Time July 18, 2011 at 9:14 pm

WTF!? Who eats babies?

Comment from me
Time July 27, 2011 at 9:59 pm

well obviously when this law came around there were still baby eating giants…

Comment from Matt
Time August 2, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Maybe someone was compelled to eat their neighbor’s baby in self defense

Comment from namelesshobo
Time August 18, 2011 at 12:04 am

what if there kiddycorner? lol

Comment from hobowithaname
Time September 4, 2011 at 3:01 pm

0_o …well there go my plans for the weekend xP

Comment from A person
Time September 15, 2011 at 2:24 pm

AH DARN IT.
CURSE YOU ALASKAAAAAAAAA!

Comment from HEYY Yall
Time September 22, 2011 at 6:41 am

Dang alaskans have no fun!

Comment from rott’n eggs
Time October 25, 2011 at 2:43 pm

darn, there goes my afternoon snack

Comment from miles themin
Time October 25, 2011 at 6:47 pm

Thank goodness I do not live in alaska cause I’m getting hungry

Comment from unicorn
Time November 13, 2011 at 8:47 pm

crap i was looking forward to going to alaska and eating a baby.

Comment from Emily
Time January 19, 2012 at 7:25 pm

I certainly hope so.

Comment from Nerimon
Time January 24, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Obviously, Justin Bieber was on tour in Alaska, and someone mistook him for a hideously unattractive miscreant baby who was staying at their neighbor’s house. The only way to prevent him for horrendously singing would be to eat him. Obviously. Sadly, the plan did not turn out the way it was planned. Apparently, what doesn’t kill him only makes him stronger. Damn.

Comment from Lyly
Time February 10, 2012 at 8:20 pm

AWWW DANGIT THAT RUINED MY DAY 2 GO 2 ALASKA !

Comment from Dan
Time March 24, 2012 at 7:55 pm

But they’re delicious.):

Comment from bob
Time April 3, 2012 at 7:27 am

Man, i cannot tell you how many times this has happened to me.

Comment from King konrad
Time April 10, 2012 at 10:04 am

DANG IT!!!!!!! My weekends have been ruined by this. but seriously who came up with this law?

Comment from jacob
Time April 25, 2012 at 8:06 am

i eat babies for snacks

Comment from FireGirl
Time May 1, 2012 at 2:42 pm

i be the boogie monster what else am i suppost to eat but in all seriousness all these laws are around cuz someone was stupid enouph to do it

Comment from bill duff
Time May 8, 2012 at 6:16 pm

damnit now i gotta walk a few more houses down to find my afternoon snack

Comment from Jesus
Time May 14, 2012 at 3:50 am

i leik ateing babbies
I also smoke weed