Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.
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39 Responses to “Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.”
Comment from miley cyrus
Time March 2, 2011 at 6:30 pm
uuummmm…. isn’t it forbidden to eat any baby? does that mean if I had a baby I could eat it?
Comment from yahs
Time March 20, 2011 at 4:15 am
dang it my plan is fioled
Comment from Braja
Time March 28, 2011 at 9:52 pm
What the–?! Really? How did they come up with this one? What could have possibly happened to provoke legislation to pass this?
Comment from mike
Time April 1, 2011 at 7:41 am
so its ok as long as its not a neighbors baby than ?
Comment from KazoWAR
Time April 1, 2011 at 11:49 pm
How’d they figure out my plan!? Really, what the-!? How did they find out!?
Comment from Meh123
Time April 3, 2011 at 5:31 am
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww…..who would eat a baby in the first place?? these ppl are so retarded.
Comment from peanut
Time May 22, 2011 at 7:59 am
does that mean i can eat my baby sister?
what moronic cow came up with this Idea?
Bet the person who came up with this had their baby eaten by their neighbor!!!!!
Comment from green eggs and ham
Time June 5, 2011 at 1:05 am
wtf why would any 1 eat there neighbors baby, why would any1 eat any1s baby. thats f***ed up
Comment from Sekinah
Time July 18, 2011 at 9:14 pm
WTF!? Who eats babies?
Comment from me
Time July 27, 2011 at 9:59 pm
well obviously when this law came around there were still baby eating giants…
Comment from Matt
Time August 2, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Maybe someone was compelled to eat their neighbor’s baby in self defense 
Comment from namelesshobo
Time August 18, 2011 at 12:04 am
what if there kiddycorner? lol
Comment from hobowithaname
Time September 4, 2011 at 3:01 pm
0_o …well there go my plans for the weekend xP
Comment from A person
Time September 15, 2011 at 2:24 pm
AH DARN IT.
CURSE YOU ALASKAAAAAAAAA!
Comment from HEYY Yall
Time September 22, 2011 at 6:41 am
Dang alaskans have no fun!
Comment from rott’n eggs
Time October 25, 2011 at 2:43 pm
darn, there goes my afternoon snack
Comment from miles themin
Time October 25, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Thank goodness I do not live in alaska cause I’m getting hungry
Comment from unicorn
Time November 13, 2011 at 8:47 pm
crap i was looking forward to going to alaska and eating a baby.
Comment from Emily
Time January 19, 2012 at 7:25 pm
I certainly hope so.
Comment from Nerimon
Time January 24, 2012 at 7:14 pm
Obviously, Justin Bieber was on tour in Alaska, and someone mistook him for a hideously unattractive miscreant baby who was staying at their neighbor’s house. The only way to prevent him for horrendously singing would be to eat him. Obviously. Sadly, the plan did not turn out the way it was planned. Apparently, what doesn’t kill him only makes him stronger. Damn.
Comment from Lyly
Time February 10, 2012 at 8:20 pm
AWWW DANGIT THAT RUINED MY DAY 2 GO 2 ALASKA !
Comment from Dan
Time March 24, 2012 at 7:55 pm
But they’re delicious.):
Comment from bob
Time April 3, 2012 at 7:27 am
Man, i cannot tell you how many times this has happened to me.
Comment from King konrad
Time April 10, 2012 at 10:04 am
DANG IT!!!!!!! My weekends have been ruined by this. but seriously who came up with this law?
Comment from jacob
Time April 25, 2012 at 8:06 am
i eat babies for snacks
Comment from FireGirl
Time May 1, 2012 at 2:42 pm
i be the boogie monster what else am i suppost to eat 
but in all seriousness all these laws are around cuz someone was stupid enouph to do it
Comment from bill duff
Time May 8, 2012 at 6:16 pm
damnit now i gotta walk a few more houses down to find my afternoon snack
Comment from Jesus
Time May 14, 2012 at 3:50 am
i leik ateing babbies
I also smoke weed
Comment from Master
Time May 30, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Well it’s about time to prepare canned babies! I’m hungry!!
I’m actually stunned to hear this!
There should come with this law too: It’s strictly forbidden to make stupid laws!
Comment from Big Bob ;)
Time June 13, 2012 at 8:31 am
What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one’s a water melon.
What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don’t bleed.
What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to crack nuts.
Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.
Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
How many babies fit in a blender?
Depends on how powerful the blender is.
How do you know when a baby is dead?
It doesn’t cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
Jab ‘em all with a pitchfork.
How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
Comment from Last of da Risen dead, ja heard wut I said!
Time June 14, 2012 at 1:53 am
Lol.. Big Bobbie boy, my man.. you got issues
Comment from Erocc
Time May 15, 2013 at 11:33 am
Wow!!! Only in Alaska, Big Rob you have some serious issues and you need to seek mental health a.s.a.p
Comment from Erocc
Time May 15, 2013 at 11:35 am
Big Bob you need serious help, you are the one people warned you about.
Comment from vielle
Time May 26, 2013 at 11:36 pm
This law was made to prevent dogs from eating baby’s. Because dog’s must follow state rules!
Comment from Sexy Bear
Time June 6, 2013 at 2:19 pm
No it was made for people to not eat babys vielle
Comment from Sexy Bear
Time June 6, 2013 at 2:20 pm
Also why!!!!! Why would someone want to even do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment from RagingSnorlax
Time June 7, 2013 at 8:13 am
for funzies >:3
Comment from oh
Time January 30, 2011 at 3:44 am
who’s the dumbass that came up with this law? you would still get punished without it