Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.

  • oh

    who’s the dumbass that came up with this law? you would still get punished without it

  • uuummmm…. isn’t it forbidden to eat any baby? does that mean if I had a baby I could eat it?

  • HAM


  • yahs

    dang it my plan is fioled

  • Braja

    What the–?! Really? How did they come up with this one? What could have possibly happened to provoke legislation to pass this?

  • mike

    so its ok as long as its not a neighbors baby than ?

  • How’d they figure out my plan!? Really, what the-!? How did they find out!?

  • Meh123

    eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww…..who would eat a baby in the first place?? these ppl are so retarded.

  • peanut

    does that mean i can eat my baby sister?
    what moronic cow came up with this Idea?
    Bet the person who came up with this had their baby eaten by their neighbor!!!!!

  • green eggs and ham

    wtf why would any 1 eat there neighbors baby, why would any1 eat any1s baby. thats f***ed up

  • Sekinah

    WTF!? Who eats babies?

  • me

    well obviously when this law came around there were still baby eating giants…

  • Matt

    Maybe someone was compelled to eat their neighbor’s baby in self defense πŸ˜‰

  • namelesshobo

    what if there kiddycorner? lol

  • hobowithaname

    0_o …well there go my plans for the weekend xP

  • A person


  • HEYY Yall

    Dang alaskans have no fun!

  • rott’n eggs

    darn, there goes my afternoon snack

  • Thank goodness I do not live in alaska cause I’m getting hungry

  • unicorn

    crap i was looking forward to going to alaska and eating a baby.

  • Emily

    I certainly hope so.

  • Nerimon

    Obviously, Justin Bieber was on tour in Alaska, and someone mistook him for a hideously unattractive miscreant baby who was staying at their neighbor’s house. The only way to prevent him for horrendously singing would be to eat him. Obviously. Sadly, the plan did not turn out the way it was planned. Apparently, what doesn’t kill him only makes him stronger. Damn.

  • Lyly


  • Dan

    But they’re delicious.):

  • bob

    Man, i cannot tell you how many times this has happened to me.

  • King konrad

    DANG IT!!!!!!! My weekends have been ruined by this. but seriously who came up with this law?

  • jacob

    i eat babies for snacks

  • FireGirl

    i be the boogie monster what else am i suppost to eat πŸ™ but in all seriousness all these laws are around cuz someone was stupid enouph to do it

  • bill duff

    damnit now i gotta walk a few more houses down to find my afternoon snack

  • Jesus

    i leik ateing babbies
    I also smoke weed

  • Master

    Well it’s about time to prepare canned babies! I’m hungry!!
    I’m actually stunned to hear this!
    There should come with this law too: It’s strictly forbidden to make stupid laws!

  • Big Bob ;)

    What is funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby in a clown costume.

    What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
    No one cries when you chop up the baby.

    What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

    One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one’s a water melon.

    What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
    Dart-boards don’t bleed.

    What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
    About 500 calories.

    Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
    So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.

    Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
    The family used it to crack nuts.

    Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
    They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.

    Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
    So you can see the expression on their faces.

    Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
    So that if its born dead they can make soup.

    Why did the baby cross the road?
    It was stapled to the chicken.

    How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
    It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

    How many babies fit in a blender?
    Depends on how powerful the blender is.

    How do you know when a baby is dead?
    It doesn’t cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.

    How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
    Jab ’em all with a pitchfork.

    How do you save a drowning baby?
    Harpoon it.

    How do you turn a baby into a dog?
    Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.

    How do you turn a baby into a cat?
    Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.

    How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
    With a blender.

    How do you get them out again?
    With Doritos.

    How do you make a dead baby float?
    Take your foot off its head.


  • Last of da Risen dead, ja heard wut I said!

    Lol.. Big Bobbie boy, my man.. you got issues πŸ˜‰

  • Erocc

    Wow!!! Only in Alaska, Big Rob you have some serious issues and you need to seek mental health a.s.a.p

  • Erocc

    Big Bob you need serious help, you are the one people warned you about.

  • vielle

    This law was made to prevent dogs from eating baby’s. Because dog’s must follow state rules!

  • Sexy Bear

    No it was made for people to not eat babys vielle

  • Sexy Bear

    Also why!!!!! Why would someone want to even do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RagingSnorlax

    for funzies >:3

  • gngl

    I’m sure that was a typo. They actually wanted to ban you from eating out the neighbor’s daughter.

  • toto

    i should very well hope so

  • So is it ok to nibble on that baby?

  • Jill

    Gotta love government… thank goodness they’re here to protect us! πŸ™‚

  • jennacide

    Lol well I see I won’t be going to Alaska

  • Sven

    You go, Jesus!

  • im a weirdo

    CANNABOLISM!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I spell that right…?

  • K Thomason