Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

State game laws prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

Jaywalking is legal, as long as it’s not diagonal. That is, you can cross the street out of the crosswalk, but you can’t cross a street diagonally.

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.