Committing a misdemeanor while wearing a red mask makes it a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West!

It is illegal to wear a mask.

No children may attend school with their breath smelling of “wild onions.”

Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.

Children may not wear a Halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.

One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.