Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

Can’t cut off a chicken’s head on Sunday.

In cemeteries it is illegal to: get drunk, picnic, enter at night, and enter by one’s self if that person is younger than 10.

It is illegal for a chicken to lay an egg on a Friday or Saturday

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

One Response to “Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.”

Comment from Scarlett
Time January 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Does it matter if it’s not cooked?