Children are not allowed to sing nursery rhymes after 8 pm.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit.

It’s against the law to sing off key.

You may not sing in the bathtub.

No one may whistle or sing on the streets at night.

It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

One Response to “Children are not allowed to sing nursery rhymes after 8 pm.”

Comment from Sekinah
Time July 18, 2011 at 9:22 pm

Aww! Poor kids who can’t go to sleep now!