By law a pub can never be overcrowded – there is always room for one more drinker at each table – no matter how squashed people are.

No more than 6 people are allowed to stay in a hotel room where payment has been paid for just 1 person.

During Octoberfest no person is ever legally drunk – no matter how much alcohol they have consumed.

You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it.

Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.

It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.