Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.

You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by “fighting” words.

A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor. (Ind. Code 15-2.1-21-13(b)

Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.