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Anyone found guilty of masturbation may be decapitated.


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14 Responses to “Anyone found guilty of masturbation may be decapitated.”

Comment from salem
Time March 29, 2010 at 6:03 pm

who is the hell posts these lies

who ever is caught in (public)
will be punished by whipping his hand with a stick until it turns red

Comment from Su8perkillr
Time April 12, 2010 at 6:33 pm

Hand spanking xD

Comment from Killcause
Time December 4, 2010 at 4:50 pm

Yeah… This is bullshit. I believe most but honestly, not this on. Did u know that 97.8% of men DO masturbate? That’s a fact so I doubt that this is a law

Comment from me
Time February 25, 2011 at 5:08 am

Oh shit. O_O

Comment from kris
Time March 1, 2011 at 5:55 pm

you dipshits its in Indonesia

Comment from chetari
Time March 4, 2011 at 10:01 am

does it really matter? and how do you know they are lies? what proof do you have?

Comment from Cara
Time March 11, 2011 at 12:19 am

0_0 O_o um ok?

Comment from Matt
Time April 27, 2011 at 6:36 pm

Most Men DO Masturbate….
I highly doubt this law even exsists

Comment from Kevin
Time May 27, 2011 at 3:42 pm

There is no offical law in Indonesia that forbids masturbation. But most parents in Indonesia forbid their children to masturbate. BTW, I am Indonesian

Comment from munif
Time August 16, 2011 at 9:14 pm

i do not know post the liar. i am indonesian and no such policy in my country. You can masturbate any time you want..

Comment from Yo
Time September 3, 2011 at 6:42 am

Um kay guys this could be a really old law, you have no idea. Just because it isn’t an active law doesn’t mean it never was. If it was a law 100 years ago you would have no way of knowing, would you?

Comment from Emily
Time January 19, 2012 at 7:43 pm

THESE LAWS ARE PARAPHRASED TO MAKE THEM FUNNIER! I’M SURE THE ACTUAL LAW DOESN’T SAY STRAIGHT OUT THAT IF YOU MASTURBATE YOU WILL BE DECAPITATED. IT PROBABLY SAYS SOMETHING LIKE “MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC IS ILLEGAL AND REPEAT OFFENDERS ARE SUBJECT TO PUNISHMENT UP TO OR INCLUDING EXECUTION” CHANCES ARE THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER LAW STATING THE VARIOUS WAYS IN WHICH AN EXECUTION CAN TAKE PLACE AND ONE OF THOSE WAYS WAS DECAPITATION. ADD THE TWO LAWS, TAKE OUT THE MORE IMPORTANT DETAILS AND YOU GET “ANYONE FOUND GUILTY OF MASTURBATION MAY BE DECAPITATED.” THE POINT IS TO SHOCK PEOPLE AND GET A LAUGH, NOT CAUSE A DEEP ETHICS DEBATE.

Comment from Vincent
Time January 20, 2012 at 7:53 am

WWOOOWWW lol thats so stupid XD

Comment from pate
Time January 21, 2012 at 3:50 pm

you ppl argue too much…

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