Anyone entering the Houses of Parliament while wearing a suit of armor is liable to be arrested.

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt.

A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

A member of the House of Commons is not allowed to resign his seat. However, if one wants to leave the post, he applies for (and is automatically granted) the Stewardship of the Aylesbury Hundred, which is a job with no duties or pay but which makes him ineligible for membership of Parliament.

One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.