Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt can be fined two cans of beer.

It is forbidden by law to ask a Scotsman what he wears under his kilt.

Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.

The wearing of suspenders is prohibited by city ordinance. Women can be fined up to $500 – Men up to to $2000.

No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”

It is illegal to not wear underwear in public.

2 Responses to “Any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt can be fined two cans of beer.”

Comment from oranges
Time June 17, 2011 at 5:23 pm

OMG LOL!

Comment from Leroy
Time September 19, 2011 at 7:45 am

lol, what an awesome country.