Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

If police officers suspect a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before they approach the scene.

It is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads.

If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUIs.

It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings.

3 Responses to “Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.”

Comment from cunbab
Time April 20, 2011 at 9:26 am

we all carry rockets in our car

Comment from Andrew
Time July 17, 2011 at 6:13 pm

How are you supposed to get fireworks? You can’t buy them if you are from pennsylvania.

Comment from Renira Iero
Time October 19, 2011 at 9:38 am

I actually do that