All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall.

Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)

Any Chav with more than 5 ASBOs must return home by 8 pm each evening.

If a Mexican enters the USA illegally it then becomes illegal for him to return to Mexico.

Any whale washed up on the shore is the property of the Queen, so she can use its bones for her corset.

You may be fined $750 for not closing a gate crossing over a river.