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A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.


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6 Responses to “A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.M.”

Comment from billy jean
Time April 6, 2010 at 4:01 pm

does this mean when he uses the bathroom?

Comment from squish
Time December 15, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Billy Jean, are you an idiot? Do you know what ‘relieve’ means?

Comment from KazoWAR
Time April 1, 2011 at 8:25 pm

A REAL man wouldn’t pee his pants at ANY time, nevertheless 10:00. What if he’s sitting down? ten o’clock PM or AM?

Comment from Codyooo~
Time May 2, 2011 at 4:00 pm

They are talking of using the bathroom. Not pissing in your pants. It says “10 P.M.” right in the line anyways.
So you should read before you spew your words. Seriously.

Comment from JohndePorto
Time May 10, 2011 at 4:55 pm

This actually isn’t true — it may be the case in some cooperative houses (apartment blocks) but I can assure you that I can relive myself standing up at any time of the day ;-)

Comment from sam wells
Time December 5, 2011 at 7:13 am

this means having a WANK not pissing himself!!!!!!!!!!

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